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Being in a throuple with Caleb and Valko would be crazy- you go 'who's a good boy? who's a good boy?' to your actual dog and two grown men shout "ME"💀💀💀

i think valko tripping on a tree root because he was trying to watch his step and look at the MC at the same time, only to play off the stumble by pulling a shoujo manga tree lean LIKE A LOSER is doing a massive amount of heavy lifting in getting people to finally warm up to him. that singular, ephemeral moment has done MORE wonders for him than the ooo high risk beast coming your way debut trailer. like yes i need a himbo. why didn't you say so from the start? because i’m holding out for a himbo til the end of the night. he’s gotta be strong and he’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be dumb and polite.