Secrets Kept Alive

Halloween already! 🎃

Holy shit

WTF is going on over at Fox News. Host: "But why is no one asking all these questions about Joe Biden's health?" Guest: "Because he's not the one in hospital?"

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

When I found out october was gonna have 2 full moons and halloween on a weekend I just KNEW october was gonna give us something good i just didn't think it'd be literally on the first day

Tiktok witches I'm sorry we doubted you

These news programs think they’re slick all the time writing the number out long form rather than like 22.2 billion to make it seem like this impossible inconceivable number at first glance but then you realize we spend 22 billion every couple weeks on things that kill people.

it straight up smells like spiders in here

I know “oh no”, “oops”, and “uh-oh” are the suggested substitutes, but it really just looks like Microsoft is prompting you for an apology to your potentially offended readers

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.