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this is honestly iconic

MASTERPIECE

cats will literally see a plastic bag, ask "is anyone gonna eat that?" and not wait for an answer

*pounds a monster at 9pm* why can't I ever sleep at night

WAIT.I MEANT. THE DRINK LIKE I.M

My biggest flex is I’m exactly who i say i am and I don’t have to fake shit

Why is it that when you start eating eggs you also have to suffer a race against time before your brain decides to make eating eggs unbearable

people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring

the feminine urge to release a gut-wrenching scream from the depths of your soul

i b like “goodmorning<33” then go back to sleep 3 times

oh, it's my beloved mutual, my friend...... I love them..... why the fuck are they up at 4:44 am what the fuck

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

Old friends senior blog sanctuary

remember being an option is never an option

gay af for a woman to play guitar tbh. like, what do you need to worry about fingerings for? fingering other women?

you have to understand kittens will be tiny sometimes and that is because they are small