my dearly detested

i just wanna feel like somebody’s first choice every day

God I really cannot express how much I despise the UK government for their impending social media ban for under-16s

i have a suggestion

You smoked dog weed

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

Floccinaucinihinipilification

Sorry I panicked

it's ok!!! theres no right or wrong way to play hi, and I'm having fun playing hi with you!!

OH YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS

@milksugarjams @vitamaeternum

I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

a summer drink will save you & a summer fruit will save you & a glass of water will kiss you silly