Hello There

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

you still gotta flirt with her, even if she's ur girl

Pretty much

not to be dramatic but im gonna need one of you canadians to marry me

when i say “unfollow me if you support trump” im not saying it ironically. no, seriously, if you support trump then i dont want your disgraceful ass to be in any way associated with my blog. get out.

do u ever think about that one person u thought u would never get over and ur like damn i was so dramatic

what makes it more adorable is he offered to call when he knew something was wrong

I also love how often the word bro was used

This is the proper way to be a bro.

# how to bro 101

and how did you say your internet addiction started?

they played “i’ll stop the world and melt with you” in stranger things and my mom was like “i love that song” and i was like “me too!” and she was like “how TF do you know that song?!” and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was from the cinematic masterpiece of our time, Sky High (2005).

This is very triggering

As an introvert it seems so pointless to hate people for their race, religion, or sexual orientation. Get to know them instead, and you’ll find there are literally hundreds of other, perfectly valid reasons to hate them.