This Is A Red Velvet Hate Blog

eve was a girlboss for eating that fruit. adam was a himbo for doing what his wife said. i will not elaborate

you literally do not need to queen you said it loud and clear

are there any boy bands left? besides i guess the return of the jonas brothers. have we officially left the boy band era because i do not think i’m ready to accept that actually

i think "i was doing a bit" is an extremely valid courtroom defense

confession: when i was in high school my best friend used to steal a ton of clothes from the busted-ass target in town and then walk across the street and sell them at plato’s closet and she called it her job. i’d be like “where are you?” and she’d be like “at work” and i’d know she was just robbing a target blind lmao 

i need to start collecting novelty lighters or i'll fucking die

utterly spectacular. endlessly charming. magnificent beyond magnificence.

don’t understand stocks because i’m sexy but apparently the rich are suffering? keep up the good work and god bless

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only

this entire blog is simply just a compilation of my soul yearning

Just a reminder that Vincent van Gogh did not eat yellow paint to make himself feel happy, he ate paint, and drank different chemicals because he was suicidal and this is why he was not allowed in his studio while having breakdowns. He also did not paint starry night and his other great works because he was depressed, he painted most of them while he was in recovery and demonstrated his hopefulness and love of the world through this. Most of his great works were painted from his room at a hospital. Van Gogh’s depression should not be glorified. His hope and effort toward a better life, as well as his recovery from depression should be glorified.

u know ur fucked when u skip every song

I wanna listen to music but if I hear a sound right now I WILL die