secret-ghost-agent-009

depends on what you mean by scary my dude

now i have keep a secret that could land me in prison or worse

-Sideswipe and Blurr prank a drunk Megatron who trips-

Megs: GAH

Optimus, who is also drunk: Megatron has fallen! I, Starscream, now lead-

then OP broke down into hysterics while Megs tried to bite him.

lmao yes and no

i have absolutely called Megatron daddy to his face it was hilarious

and i've called Ratchet gramps as a joke and now its stuck whoops-

Blurr is BB and he makes the cutest little embarrased faces when i call him that

Ultra magnus is Maggie. we have a standing sip'n'bitch date every 2 weeks

"whelp. that happened. time to vanish into the wilderness"

that new year's party was killer

literally

someone died

there's a reason we call him Oblivious Prime.

to his face even!

@ariawen since it was my tits-be-gone party i was topless (all adults consenting) and apparently he's never seen a titty before

haven't had it yet but its in the works and i am SO EXCITED

Sideswipe held a party for my "soon to be dearly departed tiddies"