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legit convo in just heard:
-Sideswipe and Blurr prank a drunk Megatron who trips-
Megs: GAH
Optimus, who is also drunk: Megatron has fallen! I, Starscream, now lead-
then OP broke down into hysterics while Megs tried to bite him.
these assholes are the leaders of their people
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was anyone going to tell me that Megatron was able to transform into a gun or did i have to have the ahot scared out of me myself
Are Optimus and Megatron together yet
bro we have been trying to get these oblivious dumbasses together since the 90s.
according to Prowl, transformer courtships can last several CENTURIES.
i don't got time for that shit
we're gonna speed run this shit. i'll keep you posted
Never seen a titty? Has he not looked at Megatron? He's like 50% titty
there's a reason we call him Oblivious Prime.
to his face even!
but yeah the Mega-tit is Very Noticable and Megs like to show off hoe bodacious he is
got prescribed "go the fuck home and sleep" by my doctor (aka Ratchet) bc i almost cut a bitch today
OP revoked my knife privileges and Megatron snuck me a different one
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just because we are a super secret spy agency doesn't mean that WE CAN'T HAVE RAILINGS
i have emailed my supervisor threatening to tell OP about OSHA and all the various violations we've been committing.
we now have railings
told OP about Christmas yesterday and had to talk him back from a meltdown that he had forgot such an "important human tradition"
i sicced Megs on him and now the base is tastefully decorated with a weird mix of Halloween and Christmas lights with the odd menorah thrown in
merry christmas, ya filthy animals
you ever have those days where you're like
"whelp. that happened. time to vanish into the wilderness"
yeah. it's one of those days
