An Array of Things That Weren't Very Cash Money

he rly put his whole matthussy murdussy into the whole daredevil thing

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

if u think im annoying now wait until i get over my fear of being perceived as annoying

I always get a little uptick in notes on this post during finals seasons.

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

not 2 be corny but. sometimes i think my purpose on this earth is to love people, make them laugh, be kind and share joy. that feels like enough to me sometimes

im here to maim and kill but your thing sounds nice too

gender reveal came back negative

being mentally ill is so embarrasing how can you explain to a normal person that you had to psych yourself up for half an hour to like get off the floor