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it'll always peeve me when bad historical and political decisions are attributed to some abstract collective flaw in humanity. "oh my god why did they/we do that." who tf are you talking about? that was the capitalists' profit motive, dawg. regular people didn't have a say in all that. in most cases those regular people said "aw man what the fuck why would you do that to us" before bearing the brunt of the consequences for choices they were kept from participating in.

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

you buy a gaming mouse online and a mousegirl in a pizza stained t shirt comes in the mail

this is what i mean when i say the word girl itself is sexualized. the image that comes to mind with this kind of reference is a hypersexualized almost anime representation. and the joke itself comes from the objectification of women for entertainment for men, like a harem video game, or a manga where a "girl" gets delivered to your doorstep, and by girl its a hypersexualized, hyperinfantilized, hyperfeminine sex object

throwback to one of my first experiences on tumblr being an echo of the "it's on the mouse" megapope situation like. a week later

Very funny that the King of the Hill revival avoids the question of who Hank voted for by sending him off to an Aramco base for the past few elections, a move nearly identical to the Minions being trapped in Antarctica during WW2

It's also contributing to the overall stagnation of writing. Binging isn't conducive to analysis.

It’s also destroying show production. These days if a season isn’t binged in the first week — fully, completed, watched all the way through in THE FIRST WEEK — it doesn’t get renewed. There’s no opportunity for shows to grow legs and catch on. Netflix would’ve canceled The X-Files. Netflix would’ve canceled so many classic shows that were allowed to find their audience gradually.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek