Summary: Becoming a SHIELD agent had been your dream and finally, you’ve achieved it. You’re at the top of your class in every field except one—hand to hand combat, and it doesn’t impress Captain Rogers in the slightest. Instead, it seems to convince him you’re useless, setting off a tense relationship between the two of you. In an effort to bridge the gap, Bucky offers to help you train to earn your way back into Steve’s good graces. What could possibly go wrong?

Pairing: Steve Rogers x fem!Reader x Bucky Barnes (not Stucky)

Warnings for Series: Post-Civil War, pre-Infinity War. The whole shebang with this one. Angst, fluff, smut (oh will there be smut), Steve is an asshole, some dominant behavior, possible MFM, perhaps some dubcon in later chapters.

Notes: Oh boy, okay. This is my first time writing anything even remotely like this. I’m nervous. Please be forewarned this is not Stucky. I don’t particularly ship it but I’ve kind of fallen down the Steve x Reader x Bucky rabbit hole. Thus, this was born.

a/n: hi im back and just as obsessed with the beefy boy as ever 

- him always getting you to try on new clothes after a shopping trip so he can sit on the bed with a polariod camera & take cute pictures of you

- kissing you for so long sometimes that he actually forgets to breathe and needs to go get some fresh air for a minute 

- grunting softly and reaching out for you if he wakes up without you in his arms

- him actually fucking choking on his food on a regular basis because he either

- a) gets distracted by staring at you

- b) is just super fucking impatient and has a huge appetite

- resulting in you actually having to learn the heimlich just in case one day he  almost dies

- dancing to abba with him in the kitchen at 3am when he can’t sleep

- “i’m bored. you wanna make out?”

- “duh.’”

- bucky coming back from wakanda with a bag full of hair and skin products that he doesn’t let you touch

- watching john mulaney together 

- him having to be physically held back from beating the shit out of every guy who catcalls you 

- sharing hair scrunchies 

- “buck, i would die for you.”

- “no.”

- “whaT DO YOU MEAN ‘NO’ DON’T INVALIDATE MY FEELINGS.”

- “y/n, a chicken nugget is more worthy of your sacrifice than i am.”

- him just groaning super fuckin loud for absolutely no reason other than getting attention 

- he definitely has a bunch of house plants that he writes out very specific care instructions for whenever you look after them while he’s away

- he likes to sit on the edge of the bathtub and watch you do your makeup

- “buCKY you grumpy shit it’s not my fault they ran out of salted caramel icecream.”

- kissing him all over his face all the damn time 

- taking him to some sick science museums and watching for hours as he walks around all wide eyed and excitable 

- “stop calling me beefy”

- ”but you aRE”

- bucky getting random boosts of confidence where he’ll get all suave and say shit like ‘that dress is real pretty doll, but i think i’d like it better on my bedroom floor’

- and then when you raise your eyebrows in response he immediately regrets it and gets so blushy

- him buying you flowers like once a week

- whenever you tease or compliment him its just five minutes of “oh god.” u can hear it can’t you 

- bucky constantly forgetting that he weighs like 250 pounds and lying on top of you when he feels cuddly 

- “baby this is sweet and all but you’re kind of crushing my winDPIPE.”

- him saying hello and thank you to siri

- he probably has an actual panic attack when you hold his hand for the first time

- “eeyore is my spirit animal.”

bruce in 2014 after listening to the news:

Summary: In order to get your mother off your back about not having a boyfriend, you enlist your best friend, Bucky, to help. It’s his fault, really. If he would have just kept his gorgeous mouth shut. Warnings: Alternate universe, language, tropes galore, possible sexual content. Warnings may change as drabble series continues. 

You can also read this on AO3.

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Pairing: Bucky x Baker!Reader

Word Count: 770

Warning: Fluff

Summary: You’re too busy to acknowledge your pouty boyfriend.

A/N: HEYO! Back from the dead to give you a small dose of fluff. Thanks to @holy-captain for this beautiful mood board and helping me edit this. Love you!

Bucky let out an exaggerated huff, arms crossed over his chest. Blue eyes darting over to your back. Watching as you hum to yourself while spreading homemade icing on your famous chocolate cake. He thought it was a good idea to come to visit you at your bakery. He was hoping to take you for a bit to eat at your favorite diner down the street. But with you too busy baking up fresh goodies left and right, you barely acknowledged the brunette walking into the large kitchen of your bakery. You simply gave him a short ‘Hey Hun’ and a quick smile before returning to your tasks.

That was over 30 minutes ago.