You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

I am fully aware that I'm the person haunting the narrative at jobs I used to work at because they have strangely specific rules like no parakeets allowed in the office area and livestreaming in the stock room is strictly banned

Show daddy that nice picture again

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.