So... Chunks, Huh?

so sad what’s happened to crit1kal. a once respected content creator gets easy views from bottom on the barrel react content, next thing you know he’s been chopped&cooked into a delicious stew by a cackling witch. many such cases

you don't even wanna know what the ogre did to markiplier. he hadn't even recovered from his LA trip yet

lest we forget the ogre

being blocked by a deactivated blog is like neing repelled by a magical ward on an ancient tomb. well, not really.

i can watch any tennis match and instantly tell which one is the hero and which one is the saboteur

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

i thought the "AND THE CROWD GOES HOME" style jokes were very funny but unfortunately my autistic ass has now become obsessed with just spamming these emojis on everything i say for dramatic effect to an obnoxious level LOOK AT THESE GUYS ☝️‼️💯💪☝️💥‼️🔥💯💪‼️💯☝️☝️☝️☝️

but why there is no reason to do that 😀😁😃😄🙃😁😀😄😃🙃😄🙃😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😀😁😀🙃😄😀😁😃😁😃😄😃😉😀😉🙃😃😃😄🙃😄😀😄🙃😄😀😄🙃😄😃😄🙃😄😀😁🙃😄😀😁🙃😄😀😃🙂😁🙂😄🙃😄😃😄😀😄🙃😄🙃😁😀😄🙃😄😀😄😃😄🙂😁😃😄🙃😄😀😄😃😃🙂😁🙃😄😀😄🙃😄🙃😄😀😄🙂😄🙃😄😀😀😄🙃😄🙂😃😃🙃😄😀😃😗😄😀🙃😗😀🙃😀🙃😀🙃😀😄🙂😄🙃😃😀🙃😃😄😀🙃😀🙃😀😄😃🙃😀😁😃🙃😁😀😄🙃😁😃😁😀🙃🦍😄🙃😄😀😄😃😄😀😄🙂😄🙃😄😃😁😀🙃😄😃😄😃😁😃😄😃😄😀🙃😄🙃😄😃😄🙃😄

theres all this bottomposting and no #relatable top posts where are they

took me just a bit too long to understand what the hell was going on in this post

i cant believe i got to teach a reddit refugee about fakeposting by manifaesting 3 tops out of the aether like theyre scrooge and im rhat gay little man in chains

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today

My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall