im gay and love the ocean

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

one of the most frustrating ways i've found you can be misunderstood is when people think you're horny about the things you're just weirdly fascinated by and weirdly fascinated by the things you're horny about

"omg is this like a fetish for you or something 😅🤣" NOT EVERYTHING IS A FETISH!!! "you have such interesting hobbies" no uh . that one is a fetish actually.

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

fun fact about me is that i don’t actually want bottom surgery because i love being a faggot with a tdick and a cunt

Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together

Dry humping is seriously underrepresented in television and film. And we have to do something about it

Playing “hide and seek” < Playing “find and fuck”

Idk it might just be the southern in me but I want to ride around in an old truck with someone and sit in the middle seat and have his hand on my thigh or holding his with him while he drives and we listen to music together :)

thinking: a boy on his knees, eyes half lidded and gaze unfocused, content smile on his face. just absolutely deep in subspace. All he can do is nuzzle my thighs and follow instructions

Yet again thinking about how perfect it would be to hug a guy who’s taller than me so I can hide my face against his chest or in the crook of his neck while we hug and hide against him and just melt into the hug and stay there for a while

when men roll up their sleeves and show their slutty little forearms i wither away like a victorian man seeing ankles for the first time