Broadway Babe

Reblog if I can send you a nude 🥰

Send nudes before you go

This crosses the line

hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

Thanks I needed this also. I’ll pass it on

Just the Rock blessing your feed

Thanks, Mr. The Rock.

It’s gonna be okay.

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

no offense but making your s/o laugh is literally the most gratifying thing in the fuckin universe

I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

Not taking no chances