hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

not my vampire ass being interviewed 😂😂😂

no because when everything everywhere all at once said “‘alone I’m useless’ ‘everyone’s useless alone. good thing we’re not alone.’” and “in another life, i would have loved to have just done laundry and taxes with you” and “you think i am naive. i’ve been alive just as many years as you. this [love] is how i fight” and “of all the places i could be, I just want to be here with you” and-

love is real... (ate some fruit and sat in the sun)

men in the 70s were like... shirt unbuttoned with chest hair.. smoking.... mustaches.. turtlenecks... and they were so right