searedtrout

this is why you shouldn't swear

And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city

We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards

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You've heard of parallel play, now get ready for perpendicular play.

Hot cross buns?

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

(Ideally these stories should be presented in the form of poorly curated anthologies with the most generic titles imaginable, thereby rendering their contents impossible to identify or find later in life and leaving the affected individual wondering whether they dreamed the whole thing.)