lauren

Butch bicep. Butch back. Butch thighs. Butch anything and I'm drooling.

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

especially community events that you THOUGHT were on the same page but are clearly not. Like I wanted to go to this pride event, saw their ai flyer, and now I can’t go. it’s the PRINCIPLE!!

actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep ugh that’s that shit I like

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

i need a handsome butch to drag me out of my house and into the woods for a cute picnic and also to look at bugs and fungus and put our feet in the dirt

said "can you calm down or do you need a leash" to a horny guy and i instantly realized it worsened the situation