"goldfish-shaped bread" LMAO

Question, you said that Saeyoung and MC slept together in secret ending 1 episode 1, but I don't remember that. Can you please remind me when this happened. Thank you! @bboongobbang

i know this is not how allergies work but this is how cheritz thinks allergies work

It’s Zen’s first time coming to your old apartment, a few days after the RFA party and the debacle with Unknown. During your time in Rika’s apartment you had made a few trips back to your old place to get clothes and leave enough food out for your cat.

But the time was coming for another trip back, and with it the realization that you would have to make a decision about her very soon. 

If you were going to be living with Zen, you couldn’t take her with you, but you were already looking into selling your old place. Zen, of course, felt awful about putting you in this situation, but you knew his allergy was unavoidable.

Still, he asked to come with you this time, both to see your apartment and to hopefully get along with your cat.

His eyes are watering before you even open the door.

“Oh no! Zen! You can wait downstairs if you want!”

He sniffles, and you can hear the congestion in his voice.

“No, babe, I’m fine. It was worse at the RFA party two years ago.”

You give him a dubious look but proceed with opening the door to find your fluffy, white, blue-eyed Persian cat waiting on the other side.

You scoop her up in your arms as Zen reels back in surprise.

“That f-fur ball?!”

You turn to him, and your cat coos a curious “mrow” at Zen as he regains his composure.

“What’s wrong?”

“I didn’t- I didn’t realize you had the same cat as that trust fund kid.”

“Oh. Right. Sorry. I guess that’s a no, then?”

“N-no, I promised I’d try...”

Zen slowly approaches with a grimace on his face, one hand tentatively reaching out for the cat in your arms.

“Uh... here, kitty...”

His hand inches closer, and you can see his nose and eyes swelling red. He’s almost there, and your cat’s fluffy tail swishes back and forth as it waits, until finally...

“ACHOO!”

“Zen?”

“A-ACHOO!”

“Zen, it’s okay, you don’t have to--”

“No, I-- ACHOO! I-- ACHOO! I can--”

You set your cat down on the ground and it trots out of the room.

“I’m-- ACH-- I’m sorry, princess, I can’t do this...”

“It’s okay, babe, you tried.”

haha sorry that was kinda short and ended kinda abruptly

Hahahahaha yesssss

 (i had to skip a few requests because unlike last time i was not feelin writing straight-up smut on public transport LOL)

YOOSUNG:

The two of you had been at a house party

Not your usual scene, but your friends had convinced you twoto go out

Yoosung, as the designated driver, was sober

But you were SMASHED

After dropping everyone else off you finally get home toyour shared apartment, and you collapse down onto the couch, the world stillspinning around you

You’re gone to the point that you don’t actually know whereyou are, and it’ll be a hell of an experience once morning comes

Yoosung sits down next to you, hooking an arm around you

You stiffen at the contact, as in your mind you’re still atthe party

“Babe, I’m so tired~~”

Yoosung leans over to kiss you lazily, but you push him awayas much as you can in your state

“mmmnO NOOO”

“What? What’s wrong?”

Yoosung looks genuinely hurt, but you don’t even reallynotice

“NOO I CANT” You try and sit up, but close your eyes whenyour head spins again

“I can’t, I have a boyfriend… mmmNooo go away I love myboyfriend”

Yoosung laughs, but he is actually very touched by yourdrunken honesty

He touches your cheek gently

“Babe, it’s me, I’m your boyfriend”

“nnnNNNooo, he’s a good boy”

“It’s me, it’s Yoosung!”

You eventually squint at him hard enough to recognize him

“Yoosung?? I thought you weren’t drinking!”

Yoosung prepares to explain, but glances you over again andthinks better of it

“But I’m here! Can I have my kiss now?”

You screw your eyes shut and pucker your lips, and he leansdown to peck you lightly

 ZEN:

You two had gone out for beer

And your prideful and competitive ass had challenged Zen toa drinking contest

And lost badly

He carries you back to the apartment

and although he hears you mumbling something into his chesthe can’t make out the words

Once you get back he lays you down gently on the couch andlies down next to you for cuddles

You’re still mumbling something drunkenly, and he liftshimself up to look at you

Your face is buried into the cushions, and he turns you ontoyour side

“C’mon babe, make sure you can breathe”

He leans down to kiss you, but once his lips connect withyours he feels your arms weakly pushing him away

He pulls away from you, confused, and heart breaking alittle

And what you’re mumbling suddenly becomes a little clearer

“N-nooooo, p-please don’t….”

Zen scrambles off the couch

“What’s wrong, babe?”

Your eyes struggle to focus on him, although he is but afuzzy outline to you

“Please don’t… I can’t… I love my… boyfriend so… much, Ican’t hurt… him like this….”

Zen can’t help laughing, resting his forehead on yourstomach from where he sits on the floor

“It’s all right, princess. I understand.”

He leaves and comes back with a glass of water and a blanket,and tucks you in for the night

Although he spends the night on the floor and doesn’t leaveyour side for the remainder of the night

 707:

You two had been drinking at home

Or rather, you had- since Seven’s drink of choice is Dr.Pepper

As it were, you grievously overestimated your sobrietylevel, and an hour after your drinking spree you’re feeling the effects muchmore heavily than was expected

Seven has a grand old time watching you drunkenly maneuverthe bunker

He watches without comment as you attempt to carry aconversation with Robo-Cat

And hastily drags you away when you start to mess withRobo-Dog

And waits until you’ve tired yourself out, curled up on thefloor

“Agent 606! Wake up, Agent 606! Super duper emergency!”

You sit up to the best of your ability, the word “emergency”triggering some kind of primal response in your mind

“Whu—Emergency….”

“Agent 707 has not received his dailyseven-hundred-and-seven kisses! He can’t go to sleep without them!”

Seven goes in to kiss you, but in your state of mind youpush him away in confusion

“Nooo…. I can only give the seven hundred seven kisses to…to my… my Saeyoung…”

Seven keeps up the act, but on the inside he’s taken aCupid’s arrow to the chest

“Oh! You’ve caught me, Agent 606! ‘Twas I, the nefarious706! Lemme dial Agent 707~”

You are not amused as he makes various “beep boop” noisesinto a pretend “phone”

“I don’t want 707. I want my…. My husband Saeyoung…”

Seven has to stop himself from squealing or just crying onthe spot

But he sits down in front of you and takes your hands in his

“Okay, baby. I’m here. Can I have my goodnight kisses now?”

 JUMIN:

Your nightly wine sessions were certainly a routine

But Jumin had a long day at work, and he was compelled toopen another bottle

Which had led to your current situation, in which you weremore of a lightweight than either of you had thought

You’re having trouble remembering your own name, and Juminhad placed your head in his lap as he now runs his fingers through your hair,listening to you ramble drunkenly

He can’t make heads or tails of what you’re actually saying,but you’re obviously very invested in it

He watches your brows furrow slightly, like they do whenyou’re talking about something very passionately

And as the sound of your voice fades to join the distantbuzz from the wine he finds himself focusing on your lips

Without thinking, and a little inebriated himself, he leansdown to kiss you

Before recoiling from a sharp sting on his cheek, as youslap him across the face

He looks back down at you in a mixture of shock and slightindignation

And he’s not usually one to swear, but there are fewsubstitutions of the same caliber as:

“What the fuck?”

“Please, I’m married… I c… can’t do this to my husband, I–hic- love him so much…”

There’s a moment of stunned silence before Jumin bursts outlaughing

“Remind me to never let you drink this much again, missy.”

 SAERAN:

Saeran’s not one for social drinking, so shots at home areusually the plan for evening entertainment

It’s well-known that you’re a bit of a lightweight, but youpush yourself just a little too far this time

But Saeran isn’t exactly sober either, and the night ismostly spent on the couch recovering

You’re in his arms for a long time

Long enough for you to forget where exactly you are

After a long period of silence Saeran finally speaks, hisvoice gruff and his chest rumbling against you

“God, sometimes I forget how sexy you are when you’redrunk.”

You stiffen at the comment, but Saeran doesn’t seem tonotice

Instead he tilts your chin up towards him with his finger,and captures your lips in his

A protest rises up in your throat, and you push him away

Words somehow find their way through your hazy mental state-

“No please, I can’t cheat on my boyfriend like this…”

Saeran goes stiff as a board, looking at you with heartbreakin his eyes

“Boyfriend?”

“Yes, I love him so much, I can’t do this…”

Saeran can’t decide if he’s angry or hurt, but before he canreach a conclusion the sound of the fridge door closing shakes you both out ofyour moment

Seven glares at the both of you, holding a can of Dr. Pepperfrom the fridge

“Would you both sober up? She’s talking about you, dumbass.”

As Saeran realizes what had happened he holds you tighter,and you can’t tell if his shaking is from laughter or from tears

Sorry about the delay! after landing i got caught up in family and job search and stuff~~

when you first bring it up in thechatroom no one really believes you

Seven comes back with the verdict-

“No guys I’m looking at her SNS profileright now, she has ears and a tail and everything”

Everyone’s still skeptical

“You mean like the girls in theanimes?”

Jumin especially- “It’s a doctoredphoto, isn’t it? There’s no way it can be real.”

You’re used to the disbelievingcomments, though, so you brush it off

But it continues to nag at Jumin,especially after you start getting close with him in the chatroom

“She can’t really be part cat, can she?She talks and acts like a human…”

So when Elizabeth the 3rdgoes missing Jaehee sends you to Jumin’s penthouse for emotional support

But also because she was secretlyhoping you would have some feline insight

Jumin was certainly not expecting you,and he is doubly surprised to see you in the flesh, cat ears and fluffy tailand all

The two of you are still somewhatdistant, edging around the obvious building tension

But when he first kisses you he can’thelp but notice your ears twitching and your tail jolting straight in surprise,before relaxing and swishing back and forth as you relax into the kiss

It’s all he can think about for anumber of days

And a few days later you curl up nextto him on the couch, tail curling around your legs

He looks down at you nervously, at thatspot behind your ears that he knows would be a sweet spot on any actual cat

He’s finding it harder to control thatimpulse

Is it rude? Is it offensive? What if itdoesn’t feel like it would on a real cat?

But it feels so natural

And he’s missing Elizabeth terribly

It’s a practiced gesture when hescratches between your ears

And it’s like he’s scratching an itchthat you didn’t realize was there

Like it had been there so long that youhad simply started to ignore it

And the relief washes over you in awave of goosebumps, and you can’t help yourself

A purr builds in your throat, your eyesclosing to savor the feeling

Thank you, honey!! I’ll do my best to get through all of these requests!

Thank you so, so much for being patient with me through this hellscape of a semester. In short, I was taking a field production class on top of a feature scriptwriting class, both of which were time-consuming like nothing else. 

But! The semester is done! And I’m currently in the airport, about to board a flight back to my home state of California, and I see all of your requests and I appreciate them so, so much, and I will be writing nonstop on the plane and slowly working to catch up to these during the summer, between whatever part-time job I can manage to get.

Thank you thank you!! And a huge thank you to everyone who continues to follow and support this blog, even though I haven’t been able to update lately.

I guess I’ll take this time to explain briefly- I’ve had absolutely no time at all for the past few weeks, between script revisions, film project deadlines, and sorority stuff, and I definitely read every ask that comes in and wish I could drop everything and respond to it. Finals are also approaching, but I will try to find time in between to start working at the pile of lovely asks in my inbox T-T

There is a masterlist! It’s accessible from the desktop version of the blog, but I’ll put a link here as well :)