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everyone but elita knows that shes aroace...
happy pride :)

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A hunter, a werewolf, a daughter who killed her own father for his sins
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Thinking about Cybertronian culture is so much fun because we can build so much more nuance between the factions. Because when it comes down to it, the Autobots and Decepticons would be a reflection of the city-states and castes that supported them. Plus, the shifts that occur over time that can yield a unique meld of those cultures.
There's something really fascinating exploring the cultural mores and mindsets that influenced each faction, like the Autobots prioritizing a more transactional approach to relations due to Iacon's and Crystal City's influence (the birthplace of Functionism where frame dictates function and the influx of many academics still used to their colleges' and universities' methods of trade), whereas the Decepticons used gladiator culture as the template for interactions, while absorbing Seekerkin mores and the behaviors of the underground artists and rebels.
With that in mind... cultural misunderstandings and differences. And because it's me, throw in a random person who has no ties to Cybertron:
Random person (hands over a cool sword): Here you go.
Autobot (testing out the weapon, admiring the quality and thinking about an appropriate gift to give back)
Decepticon: Pfft, they probably bought the thing, typical
Random person: I got this bad boy off the guy that tried to ambush me. Killed him with it, too.
Autobot (mentally increasing the monetary value of the gift to compensate the personal danger to acquire): Well damn that's sick
Decepticon (dying inwardly at the sudden realization that the Autobot got the most hardcore marriage proposal and he's standing there like a fucking dingus)
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Random person: Hey, you wanna go to the library at my uni? I need to study for the finals and need someone to be a soundboard for my papers.
Decepticon (desperately trying not to hyperventilate that they're given access to knowledge beyond their caste and function and the chance to even be associated with higher education): I would die for you.
Autobot (trying to ping to other mecha whose credentials align with the asker's field and specialty as they don't have the sufficient skillset due to their frame and/or caste and needs to politely redirect person): I cannot make it but I know someone who's interested...
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Random person: You think you can watch the kid? I know it's last minute, but...
Autobot (absolutely flattered that person thinks that they have valuable skills to pass onto the kid): No need to fuss. I can take them on.
Decepticon (mentally taking note on how to keep the kid intact while beating off everyone else with fists, feet, and blackmail and absolutely ignoring the feeling that the person trusts their vulnerable member in their care): They'll survive under my protection.
Never thought I'd see the day the Pope and Jhonen "Jhonny the Homicidal Maniac" Vasquez would agree on something, and it's against AI.
Keep fighting against AI everyone.

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grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)
rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it
free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed
i think the key difference between george lucasâs star wars and disneyâs star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because thatâs how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation canât have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when youâre a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you canât take sides. you canât decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.
I have been looking for this post for years after I came across it and itâs finally here and I need to reblog this because it is absolutely and entirely accurate.
#as I always say: lucas was making a samurai film and a ww2 flying ace film and a western film and adding laser swords#because he fundamentally LIKED samurai films and dambusters films and westerns and 40âs adventure serials#but disney are making a âstar wars filmâ and adding nothing because it already had laser swords and they have nothing else to say#xerox of a xerox baybeeeee (via harrietvane)
have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)
Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O
Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O
Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans
#we would create an entire new astrology system about it#spoinglology
Grace, watching the eridian children develop a whole astrology-esque personality typing system based around what colour they are: oh god what have I done
anyway ppl mentioning synesthesia in the notes so i suggest to you: Grace explaining to fascinated Eridians that deep sounds are 'dark coloured' and high sounds are 'light coloured'
Grace: so red is hot
Rocky: ok
Grace: and blue is cold
Rocky: ok
Rocky: why?
Grace: I. I'm not really sure.
#ok thats fire and ice/water obviously
Rocky: so fire is red?
Grace: well no it's typically more orange
Rocky: and ice is blue
Grace: well kinda? it usually looks clear or white
Rocky: this is bullshit

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Earthâs Scapegoat and her Sacrificial Lamb
I see your âRocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans canât hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words meanâ and raise you âRocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that âbad bad badâ isnât actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.â
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rockyâs been saying is âshit shit shitâ.
Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.
Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed toâ
Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER
Grace, beginning to teach the class of children: Hey guys, Iâm probably gonna be a shitty teacher and do a fucked up job of teaching you since I havenât taught in like-
Rocky, pulling Graceâs hands off of the organ: GRACE I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
âWe chose the term âasexualâ to describe ourselves because both âcelibateâ and âanti-sexualâ have connotations we wished to avoid: the first implies that one has sacrificed sexuality for some higher good, the second that sexuality is degrading or somehow inherently bad. âAsexualâ, as we use it, does not mean âwithout sexâ but ârelating sexually to no oneâ. This does not, of course, exclude masturbation but implies that if one has sexual feelings they do not require another person for their expression. Asexuality is, simply, self-contained sexuality.â
â The Asexual Manifesto, Lisa Orlando and Barbara Getz, 1972
Note the date, people:
Thatâs 1972
29 years before AVEN was started online,
and 47 years before the present.
And thatâs only the date that Manifesto was written, so asexuals as members of a community must have existed at least some time before that.
So, no: we are not just Tumblr trenders. Get out of here with that.
supporting my asexual friends and foes by rebbloging this
Itâs 50 years this month since the first version of the Asexual Manifesto was written. Aces have been writing about our experiences under this name for at least half a century. We are not an internet fad.
54 years as of 2026 and we are still here!
please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.
#cat

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Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.