CoffeeCigarettes&Creative_writing

…Am I a dog? *this is rhetorical.

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

this man out here trying to teach a context on sociotechnical interaction or digital policy or whatever like we shouldn't be studying HIM.

He individually scanned 59 pages, stop being ungrateful dicks.

how do y’all make such a mess in a public bathroom I don’t understand. I would kill myself immediately if I left a mess in a bathroom and someone else had to see it. do people not respect the cleaners

Or themselves? DISGUSTING!

I’m open to a lot of things..

they should release a doctor who themed cookbook called doctor stew

As long as the stew doesn’t turn out to be Stu, I’m in?

…ahem.

self check out machine in a grocery store that makes you select if you want a male, female, or non-binary voice before you begin your transaction. you’re perplexed by the non-binary voice option so you click it & snoop dogg starts talking

How high are you?

The bi girl, the girl who has absolutely made more than one blood pact, the girl who cries on the stairs at every house party, the actually sound girl who offers some of her Strongbow despite not knowing you, and the guy who is dating the girl who cries on the stairs at every house party despite screwing the girl who has absolutely made more than one blood pact.

What the fuck is this? I’m I having another fever dream?

I keep laughing.

HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

EAT THE FUKCING CHIP YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Have none of you had a sketchy Grindr hookup with a blank profile? Put that under “Stories to tell the grandkids”.

maybe she a doctor

Nurse.

So this is straight porn..

I need to be able to reblog that

goals

this is where the resident evil vampire milf sleeps

Resident Evil what now?! Or it could be someone who died from lack of attention for the past year and offering their cheeks up to Hades?

Stunning. But did o hear “mimosas “?

What on Earth are you talking about?