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A huge and ancient dragon loses her clutch of eggs. Â She decides to adopt an office building full of employees as her children. Â But to keep them safe, she doesnât want to let any of them leave.
âMighty Opiess, Destroyer of Kingdoms, pl-â
âMom.â
âUhhâŚ..right. Mom. Um, so I have to get back home. Iâve got three kids who need dinner and I really think I should..goâŚ.backâŚâŚâŚwhy are you crying?â
âGrandbabies!!â
Suddenly, every school holiday is Bring Your Spawn To Work Day.
Sheâs working on getting a school in the building.
Right, this is everyoneâs fault.
Grandmother
The Vermillion Life & Casualty building housed other businesses than the insurance company that built it, but they still held the majority of the floors. The economic divisions did not matter to the ancient one; she had adopted all in the building. A tense week of negotiations after her arrival meant everyone could go home after their shifts, but they still needed to check in with her on a regular basis. IT had set up a speakerphone in her aerie for emergencies, and it chirped for her attention in the early afternoon.
âYes, dear?â she rumbled.
âIâm sorry Ma, I have to leave early,â Karenâs usually clear voice was thin with stress.
âWhat is it?â Opiess asked in alarm, âAre you sick?â
âNo, maâam. I just got a call from the school about Rachel getting into a fight.â
âCome up. I will take you there.â
âMaaaa⌠â
âNo. If one of our clan is threatened, we will answer the threat. If one of our clan has become a threat, we will correct them.â The dragonâs firm tone brooked no argument. âCome up.â
Karen had to admit that arriving in the school parking lot on a dragon did give her a slight edge to her presence when she came into the office. âWhat is the problem?â
The vice principal in charge of discipline shook her head, âRachel punched another student, and will have to be suspended for three days.â
âHe wouldnât leave me alone!â the girl said, glaring at the middle-aged administrator. âHe keeps poking me and pulling my hair-ties out!â
Karen turned to the school official, barely containing her anger, âThis other kid get suspended for bullying her?â
âThat is none of your concern,â she started, and was interrupted by a deep growl outside the office window.
âInjury to my clan is my concern,â Opiess rumbled. âI am told I am not allowed to eat those who abuse my children and their children. I am told we can, however, sue for damages.â
âDamages? He was only flirting,â the vice principal sputtered.
âTHAT IS NOT FLIRTING!â Karenâs temper broke. âThat is ABUSE, and you are teaching that kid that tormenting someone is okay!â She held her hand out for Rachel, âYou will be hearing from our lawyer.â
When she and the child were outside, Rachel ran to hug the dragon.
âThanks, grandma!â
This is everyoneâs fault and the previous posterâs fault. I couldnât resist.
-Mum Knows Best-
Perhaps, in the aftermath of the loving takeover of Vermillion Life and Casualty by a centuries old dragoness, things could have been worse. As far as Luke was concerned, all his major limbs were still intact and the monsterous entity that was currently sunning itself-er, herself-on nearby sun racks hadnât reportedly eaten anyone yet.
At least thatâs what he assumed. Turn over rates aside, Carpal Tunnel could be just as dangerous as a giant mouth full of carnivorous teeth for a paperweight warrior like him. But it honestly seemed like the dragon meant no harm.
Maybe she had been a littleâŚsuffocating at first, her giant, leathery wings spread wide behind her as she stood on her hind legs, easily staring into the 3rd story windows. She had proclaimed to all that been present inside as her newly adopted offspring, her great, booming voice softened by the telepathy she used to contact them all at once. Yeah, telepathy. It sounds cool but itâs still scary as fuck when youâre trying to get business done on the porcelain throne and a mysterious voice abruptly enters your head.
A week of terse talks and compromises had ultimately allowed everyone to leave, with the promise that everyone would return to âMumâ to check in every so often. Maybe some more than others.
Like right then, for example. Lucy the intern did not need to go find Mum every morning to say hi, update her on the schedules for the company that day-because all had learned very early on Mum will make her opinions known about insurance rates and no, thereâs no employee in the whole space-time continuem who wouldnât use that excuse to derail an otherwise boring meeting. She did not need to offer Mum coffee (did dragons even drink it?) or throw a couple of muffins into her gullet when there was extra to go around. Goodness, she didnât have to do anything!
Yet there she was, walking over to Mum with purpose, the ancient reptile cracking open an eyelid to watch the girlâs fast approach. Luke was only nearby because damn him for being a good citizen that actually respects the Do Not Smoke sign but needs his fix: smoking by Mum at the sun racks was the best option then, as she never complained. Maybe because she breathes fire, who knows. But Lucy strode over to them, only losing the rigidity in her stance when she was a foot away.
Mum was up in an instant.
âLucy, what is wrong?â Asked the old dragoness. Lucy only shook her head, her soft brown curls sticking to her tear-streaked face.
âI need a hug,â she whispered, so quickly that Luke barely understood her. But Mum did, she always understood.
Without a word she lifted her scaly head, gently nosing her beak against her âdaughterâsâ torso, the air she exhaled from her nostrils loosening more stray curls from Lucyâs scrunchie. The intern wasted no time in wrapping her thin arms around the proffered snout, burying her face against Mum to muffled the broken hiccups and sobs.
It was all a rather strange display for Luke who had already dropped his burnt out cigarette on the asphalt when he had seen the tears rolling down Lucyâs face. But there was no time to wonder why as the old, authorative voice entered his mind.
âLuke, be a dear and run down to the markets, get something sweet like chocolates for your sister. She is sad and suffering and we must ease her pain.â Luke gawked.
âWha- wait, what?â He shook his head. âThatâs too much, Ma, canât I get her a candy bar from the vending machine?â
The golden, serpentine eye that narrowed at him instantly caused rocks to form in his bowels. âNothing is too much for my children!â She replied. âYou deserve the best. Now donât be cruel, son, do as I ask.â
He still had objections. âMy shift is nearly over, Ma. I have to go back in soon.â
She only snorted back, âI will talk to Richard, he will understand.â That was true, if only because the assistant supervisor was too focused on getting work done that heâd rather not waste time arguing with a sentient old dragon.
But Luke still pushed back. âI donât have much money though Ma, itâs still two days before payday-â The loud thud of something heavy and big answered him. He looked down at his feet where the object had come to rest.
Opiess, Destroyer Of Kingdoms and Office Bordem, had given him a gold ingot.
ââŚChrist, Ma.â
âThat ought to cover expenses,â she sniffed, focusing her attention back on Lucy. âTake that and go on, use the change to get whatever else you think is necessary. Come on Luke, donât drag your feet.â
The paperweight warrior sighed.
Opiess was appalled one day when one of her sons came to her, reeking of distress. Formerly a daughter, he had been thrilled when she celebrated his transition (evolution, she called it!) by insisting that whomever did not acknowledge it would answer to his Mama.
âWhat is it?â She inquired into Davisâ head as he approached her, shaking and shattered.
âMama, could I⌠could I just hang out with you for a bit? Life is kind of sucking right now and I just need a friend.â
âOf course, my son.â She responded, knowing how happy it usually made him when she acknowledged his gender. Today though, his face seemed to crumble further and he brought his face against her foreleg, weeping.
âThank you, Mama!â He mumbled, and she crooned the songs of the Ancients, of stars blazing in the night sky and the mysterious dwarves who mined for treasure in the most hidden depths of the earth. And she waited, knowing when he was ready that he would talk.
Finally, his tears expended, he released a shuddery breath and said, âMy new boss told me that he would only let me keep my job if I agreed to meet him after work. That he⌠doesnât accept me as a man and wants to teach me how to be a woman. If I lose this job, I lose my home. I canât afford my apartment and there isnât room for my dog and cat in the carâŚâ
A hiss finally caught his attention, and Davis looked up to discover a fiery gaze focused on him.
âBring me the newest member of the clutch. You boss, as you call him.â
âMama, no. Itâs bad to eat him- the police might have a problem with it. He might give you indigestion. Bad things could happen.â Davis pleaded, and Opiess listened intently.
âI will not eat him, if only because I can tell it would distress you.â He was reassured, before her voice rose. âBring me Eric of the floor referred to as accounting.â
Soon, a very snide human stood before her, arms defiantly crossed as he scowled. âHad to tell the attack dragon did you, Miss Davis?â He sneered, barely offering any attention to the large angry face before him. âI swear, some monsters need to just disappear. I donât know what /she/ told youââ
â/HE/ told me nothing that was not verified in that nasty little pea brain of yours, Eric, and if not for Davisâ consideration you would be well on your way to my second stomach right now. You are unwelcome in my nest.â She blew a carefully aimed stream of smoke to scorch the zipper of his pants, and he yelped in protest as the heated metal of the zipper burned him where he felt most sensitive.
âYOU CANâT FIRE ME! YOUâLL HEAR FROM MY ATTORNEY! IâLL OWN THIS COMPANY AND EVERYONE IN IT! You- YOU MONSTER!â
A whisper soft hiss sounded in his brain. âYou threaten to take my children away? I devour threats to my children!â Her mouth opened and swung towards him, and Davis jumped in the way.
âItâs just temper talking. Heâs not a threat to be eaten,â Davis pleaded, and she paused.
âYou defend him when he threatened you?â Opiess asked in bewilderment, and Davis nodded.
âHe has a wife at home and a child on the way. Heâs not a good man, but it would be hard for her if he didnât come home,â Davis tried, and interest lit the angry face.
âYou are out of the clutch, Eric. Davis is a better man than you, and that is why you shall live to see your hatchling. Your mate- wife, as Davis calls her, is welcome here. You may not approach my children again.â
With that, Eric turned and fled.
Davis wanted to point out that they didnât know what qualifications Ericâs wife had, but Opiess murmured, âShe shall keep me company. I can protect her from him, for I saw in his head that he hurts her. After the hatchling is born, I shall eat him so she is not stressed. Stress is hard for a brooding mother.â
Hearing that he hurt his wife, Davis grew silent, some monsters needed to just disappear.
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Accidental âFood Comaâ that was âBunny-Crackâ/Spinach induced with their food today - Moral is to not leave Greens unattended near a Bunny... #Bunny #FoodComa #FloppedBunny https://www.instagram.com/p/B_ie_SSDNz-/?igshid=7cwgljui2tuj

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Accidental âFood Comaâ that was âBunny-Crackâ/Spinach induced with their food today - Moral is to not leave Greens unattended near a Bunny... #Bunny #FoodComa #FloppedBunny https://www.instagram.com/p/B_ie_SSDNz-/?igshid=7cwgljui2tuj
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