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genuinely if i was into neil josten i would be humiliated by it too. the man wears jorts. he's never picked up a social cue in his life and the only thing he thinks about is stick ball. he smokes but he actually doesn't and he's ginger and he's got mommy issues and the most punchable face a man has ever worn. he doesn't even pick up on any of your cool smooth lines nor does he care how sexy your car is. he's british. when you're talking he says things like 'i could draw on you with a marker' and when you're gone he says you're all that matters. andrew was right to hate him this would be a fucking devastating thing to discover about yourself.

my favorite ladies 😭

Andrew definitely puts a notebook or a laptop right on top of King and continues working when the cat falls asleep in his lap. because, well, Andrew isn’t about to postpone what he’s doing just because King decided it was nap time. If King chooses to sleep on him, he has to accept the consequences.

one bite big

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

lord of the flies…..