I love my dog

Gentle reminder that Tidelord has been gone for over a year and in Flight Rising time it’s been over 15 years. Imagine all the hatchlings growing up for years and years not knowing where one of the gods are, just hearing stories about him. Imagine being a youngling growing up in such a turbulent time in the Water Flight. What traditions have changed? What ceremonies have stopped being practiced? What are the seers doing? With no Tidelord to glean prophecies from where have they turned for glimpses of the future or of old forgotten truths? All i can imagine now are clans who have turned to worshipping the sea itself instead of Tidelord.

“orange cats are ugly” thats fuckign firestar of thunderclan. have some goddamn respect.

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

Bowser respects gender non-conforming Mario even if he WASN’T INVITED

i don’t know nothing about mooming but i am best friends with that three inch tall onion head FREAK that looks like an 80 year old 2 year old

Norwegian prisons are nicer than my apartment.

I was really shocked by this and dubious, so I decided to read further. There’s a great article about this here: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-35813470 As it turns out, this is more like a halfway house. Prisoners usually begin their term in a prison more like one we’d typically recognize - bars on the windows, locked in their cells. But the emphasis there is on successful reintegration into society.  As their sentence progresses, with good behavior, they can move into a facility more like this, where their freedoms are still restricted, but they can do things like network with people outside of prison, search for employment, cook and clean and look after themselves, and begin making plans for their reintegration into society.  As a result, Norway has one of the lowest rates of recidisvism. 20% as opposed to America’s 76%.  It seems like a shocking idea to us because of where and how we live, but apparently, Norwegians are addressing the real problem. When you take people who can’t function well in society, and then…help them do that?…they….do. Without the crime-ing. 

Turns out treating people like human beings makes them more likely to act like human beings….

But won’t that incentivize some people to go back there since they get treated so well and get a nice room versus the streets?

If you read the post above, it says Norway’s recidivism rate - that is, the rate of released criminals who go on to be arrested again - is 20% versus 76% in the United States, so for the most part, no.

Isn’t that white-lined black cross on a red field flag a Nazi flag? Are we going to talk about how wonderful it is a Nazi gets a nice halfway house?

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Are you fucking kidding me lmao

Godwin’s law in action

God fucking dammit, tumblr. You never fail to disappoint