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Peter (or was it James?): "Better to be lucky than good."

*Remus' almost-daily package arrives* Sirius: What's that now...? Remus: Probably more medicaments.

Sirius having spent twelve years thinking about the tattoos they wanted to get when they got out. Then seeing that tattoos were everywhere, everyone had one (or many) and dropping the desire to get them straight away (and then seeing that Remus also did not have any)

Sirius: You need to get some time for rest and recovery, Remus... Remus: One of the Ministry people told me yesterday that five other people also asked them for a Time Turner this week.

Sirius coming back home to an empty refrigerator and realizing that as a couple they might be spending more money on chocolate than they are on meat.

Sirius getting extremely sunburnt from spending the entire day going to harbour baths, not letting all the people who look like Narcissa and Lucius have all the fun.