𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝒘𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅

𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃

scarlet ( one t. not two. scarlet is just a popular muse name ig and it was impossible to get a flippin blog name for her ) adele burke was born to two relatively loving parents in the hustle and bustle of las vegas, nv. her father owns and operates a few clubs on the strip and a few others nationwide and her mother was one of the performers at his burlesque clubs but as soon as she got that ring on her finger she was pretty much the poster child for real housewives of vegas if that was a thing.

her life was rich in more ways than monetary with two parents who doted on her to the best of their abilities. but even at a young age she wanted more. she was a bright girl and an even faster learner and she mastered manipulation faster than most kids manage to learn their abc’s and 123′s.

she blew through more than a handful of nannies with her sharp tongue and talent for kicking them in the shins and mum and dad were hard pressed to find her something to channel her energy into. karate seemed counter productive, soccer was a no-go, and tee ball was even worse. they eventually settled onto dance classes and scarlet fell in love. but she was still far from perfect ... can’t relate!

when she was old enough they did what any responsible parent with a ( nearly ) unlimited cashflow does and shipped her off to boarding school in order to help her better herself. read here as, mom wanted to drink her vodkas all day in peace.

at nine she caught her mother learning some pretty intricate stretches with her tennis instructor and not long after she got her hands on proof that when her father spent all those late nights at the office he wasn’t the only one bent over a mahogany desk. color her just amoral enough to really capitalize on it. 

their separation was honestly a blessing for scarlet because it made it that much easier to get away with her shenanigans when her parents didn’t think to actually fact check the tales she spun them about staying in dad’s pool house for the week or jetting off to mom’s condo in the city. she was really living her best life.

*insert touching family montage here to convey the passing of time*

she got her first small break when she was a contestant on one of those dance competition shows. think like so you think you can dance or uh ..... yeah i don’t know any others so we are going to go with that one. she was just eighteen and didn’t win RIP but it was enough to really get her name out there. and the next season of dancing with the stars was where she got her taste of the fame and attention bug that holds her in it’s grasp even now.

which landed her a ( in her eyes ) coveted spot as a professional dancing spot on dancing with the stars. which she ( again ) didn’t win. pulled out a nice silver medal on her debut season but it was just another stepping stone to her actual Big Break which was a role in pitch perfect numero dos

*small infomercial break* her career claim is hailee steinfeld. 

her second season on dwts was a bit of a roller coaster bc we stan a messy bitch who lives for drama in this house and it may or may not have been insinuated in the tabloids that her partnership was more than strictly professional but ratings be ratings am i right? and it was only spurred on bc shortly after that season finished filming she signed her record deal with the same company that her partner was signed with. 

her first album dropped about a year ago ( obviously not named haiz bc ..... the name just aint there fam ) it was a soft ehh in my personal opinion and perhaps it’s not really her calling. but the singles she’s had since then were okay. but she’s still not up there with the real famous kids. the jury is still out on how she feels about that particular nugget of truth.

𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐅𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒

rich kid. divorced parents. dwts dancer turned actress turned musician

like ... jules hough with some ...... bella thorne tendencies ksksksks 

idk where she was at your lil chella event. maybe rehab. maybe a spiritual retreat. maybe carb loading on her couch and watching re-runs of psych. who knows.

𝐅𝐔𝐍 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒

scorpio

ravenclaw

can be caught singing parts of “starving” to her nachos bel grande when she’s had a few too many drinks at the club.

allergic to cats and your bullshit

speed limit signs are just suggestions and cannot parallel park to save her soul, will literally walk five blocks just so she doesn’t have to.

spent her college fund on a new set of boobs. sorry mom and dad, but she’s not going to be captain of the ibtc

sober vegetarian.

gets into a fair bit of trouble but is better at sweeping it under the rug than your average bear

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒

𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐥 & 𝐭𝐨𝐥: honestly she’s like 5′3″ on a good day when she’s done her stretches so give me a pal who just picks her up and carries her around like a lil human backpack. 

𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐨: like i said, i just watched something great and honestmeme the bond between those three had me sniffling so give me two ride or die besties pleathe and thank you.

𝐜𝐨-𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬: musically and ..... the acting equivalent of musically. i feel like this one is mildly self-explanatory

𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞: she’s no saint herself lbr but i’d love for someone who is just like a bad habit and they’re constantly getting into the kind of trouble that is a publicist’s worst nightmare.

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫: i’m talking about the dancing partner. not neccessarily an ex lmao bc lbr the biggest commitment she can make is to her hairdresser and even that’s a stretch. but i’d prefer it be a musician or someone musically related. obviously a male bc dwts isn’t quite up with the times on the whole f/f trend smh. details can be discussed

𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧'𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫: honestly i’d die for someone who she just does not get along with at all and then she walks in and gets stuck with them and it’s like one of those oh fuck not you again moments that we all love so much.

𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐬: like i said, she probably hasn’t had a single relationship in the public eye that was actually real. which brings me to......