pull the lever kronk

something something "the average country has 10000 prime ministers per election cycle" is a misconception. united kingdoms georg, which has had 10000 prime ministers since 2019, is an outlier and should have never been counted

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it