pull the lever kronk

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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Okay party, I've called this meeting because I want to make sure there's a contingency plan for if the Evil Sorceress tempts me and I betray you. I'm just noticing that we have a witch, magus, and cleric in this party while I am spec'd heavily into anti-magic, on account of the Evil Sorceress situation, so I really don't like our odds if I'm the one that gets seduced. Just something to take into account before we enter this fortress with a purple-pink color motif and abundant rose bushes. I'm not saying it WILL happen, I just know myself well enough to admit that my Sacred Oath as a crusader won't hold up for a second if I'm offered so much as a crumb of villainess pussy.

green tiles.

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain