i’m gonna get good at art, get a girlfriend, and fight god

im just some slime and god is poking me really hard in his stim video

If John Mulaney was a vine he’d be “road work ahead? UH YEAH. I sure hope it does!”

Not sure what to do with this information but it is absolutely correct

movie producers be like

I can’t believe the 2005 pride & prejudice completely understood that the ONLY correct characterization for Darcy was having him look mortifyingly uncomfortable in literally every situation he’s placed in. his body language is just. horrifying. this man wants to crawl into a hole. not to mention he’s like 6 and a half feet tall which is just. he’s so uncomfortably Large that you can’t ignore him even though he Desperately Wants You To Ignore Him. thank GOD they didn’t try any of that Dashing Gentleman bullshit. awkward nerd is the only correct Darcy.

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

if u haven’t read aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe by benjamin alire sáenz now is the time? add it to ur amazon cart, download the audiobook, get a copy from a friend, go 2 ur local library. read ari and dante. support a beautiful piece of art made by a gay mexican man abt gay mexican boys being young and growing up and falling in love. a movie is Coming the time is NOW!!!!!!

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch