scripturiented

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

those Xianxia writers got it so right with qi deviations. Having too many emotions at once should Kill you

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

who is leon dbd

ok i looked up leon dead by daylight and omfg why does he… wh…. why does he sound like that

This is for a horror game, by the way.

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

Kishiar la Orr

do you ever look at someone's art of your favourite pairing and just think,, no... please put the pen down. can you stop doing that... you need to stop drawing them like that... please I need you to

I wish every ad that takes you to app store or any site as soon as your finger accidentally touches it a very. bankrupt and die

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware