Reinette, change the world.

I have no idea what to do with this information

wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket

me: *exists* me: this is too much

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

q_q

DRAG HIM

SHE DID THAT

She did T H A T

LOOK AT THIS LEGEND 

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

What this is so beautiful

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

Hipsters work here. Saw a black guy in here but he’s an employee so I’m still the only nigga in here by default

Fam yall know them candy machines that have them jelly beans in them and you pull the lever and it goes in a bag well they got that shit with dried fruit this really is a white people paradise

They have NO name brand stuff here like I lowkey fuck with that but then again you got “Amy’s organic soups” nigga who the fuck is Amy and how am I supposed to trust you my nigga Campbell’s been holding me down for 24 years

Saw another black guy but it’s evident I’m the only real nigga in this building

I need thekatecupcakes to come with me on my next trip to whole foods because a nigga lost physically and mentally they’re playing “sweet home Alabama” over the PA and I’m concerned for my well being

The Cheese selection here is SOMETHING ELSE like I’ve never seen anything like it

This story is a solid 10/10

my favorite episode of i didnt know i was pregnant

u tricked him