damion

i only own a couple lps, so i don't have much content to post about them. I also like MLP and my bf (<3 @/elise-flaren 🏳️‍⚧️)

(This is coming from an alter who has been dating another alter in our system with bad hallucinations and works himself up into a panic over small noises that aren’t real, btw)

Saying things 3 times. For some reason, three is very calming. Example being saying “baby, baby, baby”, groups of threes.

get them somewhere they feel safe. For mine, that’s a fucking cubby under a table with blankets.

music might help? But maybe sure it’s music that will calm them down and not make it worse. Unless they’ve told you otherwise, I’d take a guess that scary music or eire music or music where there are lyrics about scarier things is not helpful. Sometimes nostalgic music can help?

doing whatever to make sure they feel safe. I mean, fuck, tonight that literally meant letting my bf keep a knife with him while he slept. That meant (with my supervision) letting him have a cutting knife with him because he felt safer. He promised me he wouldn’t hurt himself, and I trust him.

kisses, hugs, and physical reassurance may also help.

dont stop talking, is one thing I’ve learned. The more you talk the less they can think and listen. And if they’re not listening or seeing or thinking, they can’t scare themself worse. They have some obsession with a game/book/movie/ wtv? Talk abt it. Ask them questions. They’re learning a new language/ speak a language you don’t? Translate random sentences on google and try to pronounce it. If they’re laugh, you get bonus points, my friend.

this one should be obvious, but if they start stimming or trying to self-soothe…. Let them? Just putting it out there.

Ghost

Soap

Price

Gaz (might change to Alejandro later but I have no better one for rn :((( 😭 )

Laswell

Y/N........

we have a child together now!!!!!! @elise-flaren

“When a pp goes into a va-jay-jay and it goes splat splat splat and then gushes *liquid* everywhere, eggs come out of the pp and go *deeeeep* into the va-jay-jay! Then, the eggs mix with the dna from the mother and then 3 months later, boom!! You have a baby! Yayyyyy” -me

And I drew a picture!

My gf ( @elise-flaren ) is fucking SICK and her poor lungs are killing her and all she wants to fucking do is play Minecraft, and my new bf ( @acalans ) is fucking sexdrunk bc we had a little threesome earlier, and ALSO only wants to play fucking Minecraft. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO ISNT IN PAIN OR MENTALLT NOT THERE RN.

SOS!!! 😭😭😭😭

me: what are you on??

her dad: yeah I don’t think that’s right-

her: yes it is! Bottle flipping is the number one cause of death in America! It causes addiction, then due to flipping the bottle, the person doesn’t drink the last half of their water and dies! Because we aren’t cactus’! Therefore, this is my petition to become a cactus!

her dad: …

me: …