EVIL REALM OF EVIL DEEDS AND BAD THINGS THAT HURT

For anyone who may be wondering, 'Donner' and 'Blitzen' are the German words for Thunder and Lightning. Contrary to popular belief, Santa Claus was not a part of the fabled Donner Party tragedy of 1847, nor as far as we know, did he ever partake in cannibalism.

Overheard a 13 yr old explaining how jax was a trans lesbian to his dad at amc today

this is one of my fave moments from sonic history purely because of the way he looks behind him to make sure they are witnessing him being overdramatic before getting into fetal position, what a queen, what an icon

Not to overstate the perks of divorce, but as a kid whose parents divorced, remarried, divorced, and married again one of my favourite things is to show up to family functions like “I’m related to literally none of you. What up with these mini muffins tho”

I spent last thanksgiving with my ex-stepparent’s new spouse’s family and the kids were like “are you our step-brother?” and I just cackled like a cartoon villain

Relationship of Theseus

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

Absolute Puppy