yikes!

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

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fuck ai bring back shitty photoshop

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

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we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

overheard a customer say "i'm ready for a divorce at this point" when I was bored at work and my eyes lit up like I won the lottery

man, I could really go for some blorbos in a situation right now

It's incredible how all of the censorship on the modern internet doesn't actually seem to be making society kinder or more wholesome hmm maybe there's a lesson in this

Gaga was kinda real as fuck for singing lesbian transgender life

It's been a year now since he left us. The sadness will never end.