Bee Just Screaming

he’s bisexual. he’s poly. he loves his wife more than anything. he can’t drive. he’s goth. he has a sick ass hat. he has leprosy on his dick specifically. his best friend is his neighbour. he tried to kiss him one time. he hates the british. he is british. he’s 300 years old. he has personal beef with freud. he kills people with his wife as foreplay. he got abducted by animal control once. he was the first pornstar. he fucked his own ghost. he raised a weird bald kid born out of his dead friend. he loves hgtv. he has adhd. his mortal enemy just really fucking wants his hat. he ran away across the country and started a new life because he owed a guy $100. he’s a renowned musician. he locked someone in a box and mailed him across the ocean. and he owns my entire heart

apollo's keepsake had better be a red dodgeball

@fishy-strawberries

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

One of the many reasons Bugsnax is amazing is because a line of dialogue from the game is “You don’t know a thing about love! That’s why your wife left you!”. And it’s yelled by a pink little soft boy in a sweater and a knitted strawberry hat, to a large blue farmer man with a cowboy hat and an underbite. And the farmer deadass responds with “I’m gonna do violence to ya.”

OUR LADY OF BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS