∴Emerson∴

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Private property is such bullshit like let me be over there

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

and the thing is the signal in daytona florida is just fine. it's just that luddite gerard's big gargantuan large enormous huge melon head sucks up all the 5G and stores it in her dead doll eyes

[image description: photo of a bumper sticker from the atlanta humane society with large all-caps text reading: "my child eats bugs", along with a picture of a kitten.]

gerard emailing warner like ‘everything looks great! just confused as to why you guys uploaded my raygun.png image file instead of the jetstar.jpg version we decided to go with instead? respond posthaste i have a show tonight’