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love a software update that changes my UI and makes me murderously angry

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benelopes

constantine, 2005

platoapproved

I think he carried me home that night. And the next morning I was standing in the crooked stone street in front of his father’s shop, tossing pebbles up at his window. When he stuck his head out, I said: “Do you want to come down and go on with our conversation?”

hesawifebeaterdanusethegun

Dan Stevens as Alexander Lemtov in Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

#reblogged for me??? my hamsom guy???

punkitt-is-here

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

punkitt-is-here

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

punkitt-is-here

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

itskippi

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so one of the 12 billion things i'm doing with my wire art is a bookmark bar, where i bring hammered copper bookmarks and a bunch of beads, and people can design their own charms that i assemble and attach on the spot. i started it up literally 2 weeks before my first event with like, no money, so it's been in varying stages of jank since then. the first version looked like this:

since then i've made some improvements, i made a less slapped together sign, made some bead trays because threading the beads on a little piece of wire sucked

it still needs some love, but i have some bead trays coming in tomorrow that should help a lot, AND!!! i'm 99% finished with a combination sign/finished bookmark display that is not just my copy of Prince Lestat, but LOOK HOW CUTE IT IS!!!

i carved this shit with a rotary tool and hand painted it and it actually looks decent and works the way i expected???? the fuck???

sparrowlark

Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

dragonheart2497

“Never Forget” until the new target is those that they disagree with.

Edit: please watch this video essay by Jacob Geller. It speaks on really important points as to how “bad art” is a weapon of fascism and how it reflects the Degenerate Art Exhibition(s)

#the bad art column could be any david lynch movie

charl0ttan

#yknow the annoying thing is that you get one chance to watch skinamarink correctly #i think i got pretty close seeing it in a mostly empty theater #but i think the absolute ideal is alone at home #in the dark #no snacks #phone off and in another room #i think that's the best option

orgyofthedamned

my art NEEDS to get bloodier, more grotesque in 2026

orgyofthedamned

YOUR art needs to get bloodier and more grotesque in 2026 🫵

#i make cute copper jewelry and sculptures but i maim myself doing it all the time does that count

frailgun

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

frailgun

angriest I've ever been in my life

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mockwa

snuv

motherfucker ultimate

queerofthedagger

the fun thing about having a mental health crashout in your thirties is that sure yeah you're crashing out, but at the same time there's a part of you standing across the room smoking ben affleck style, going yeah yeah you're crashing out. you crashed out before you will crash out again can we wrap this up yet. and the most annoying part about it is that they're right, and that that does Not stop you from crashing out even a little. love and light on planet earth.

humanpersonface

cheaphalloweencostume

it feels really classless to say that remembering that charlie kirk died badly makes you smile and laugh but ill power through. ill say it

tonysopranoproskater69420

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot in the neck and bled out and died and his legacy is reduced to a joke

himbodiaz

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

hmslusitania

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

tevankinkley

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

faerytale-wings

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

tungledotfuck

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

faerytale-wings

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

scratchzane

my wife added these tags but i also considered changing my name to be the same as my deceased grandfather's so that we would have the same names as my grandparents, so now i think we should do that but also change every few years and slowly steal the names of all of my homophobic relatives

kropotkindersurprise

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

canadian-marxist

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

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