scrappus rattus

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

i’m a fujoshi and i’m a himejoshi and im a hetjoshi i just like it when people fuck i cannot lie

people often call ships with girl and nonbinary characters yuri when the nonbinary character has displayed no preference for feminine terms. but theres an equal argument to be made that the characters have different genders and are thus hetslop. and thats beautiful to me.

I am so glad that I live in a world with trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and intersex people. Things are hard for all of us right now, but I love you all and I am wishing that things get better and easier for all of us! ❤️

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

The fishing game in Stardew valley is a bit too hard for me so I haven't been fishing much, which made Willy come to my home and give me a training rod to help me get used to it lmao.,.,. But idk man the fishing game fucking sucks, I can't get used to it and I keep accidentally holding my breath when I play it, so when I actually catch a fish I have to take a break before going for another.....

I love how after posting this I immediately get ppl saying that the fishing game Is That Bad for everyone actually

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close