stay safe because i like being alive at the same time as you.

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

@scoutwolf

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

grabs you. hey. listen. one day youll get out of your parents house. you will be able to not go to church on sunday. you will be able to cut and dye your hair any colour you want. you will be able to wear crazy eyeliner and black lipstick or whatever makeup you want. you can swear and be openly queer with your friends and transition and date. YOULL GET OUT OF THERE!!!!!!!

Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love

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@scoutwolf