✨Do it For Her✨

sorry I say weird shit sometimes I’m just so excited to be alive

choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

Prince whose noblest knight keeps insisting that he would throw himself upon his own blade to bleed himself dry of sin should his liege request it has to reassure concerned citizens, "I've never asked him to do that."

"But you could, my liege!" the knight follows immediately.

So if Eric didn't know Assad was playing Armand in S1 did he just think he was getting hit on by a beautiful, young, doe-eyed background actor when Assad said they were hooking up? Because that thought has me rolling right now

one thing i do love about interview with the vampire and the vampire lestat is they will always be using their given names. like, in other fantasy shows where people are immortal, they're always moving around switching identities, trying to make sure nobody figures out their secrets, nobody else knows they aren't aging because that would be bad. Louis and lestat? nah, my name is louis de pointe du lac, that's what i was baptized and that is what is printed on my amex black card. lestat goes underground for like a hundred years and crosses an ocean and still is like, yeah bitch, my name's lestat de lioncourt, what up. and then he continues to use that name and starts a band with that name one hundred years after that. Vampire theatre in paris? yeah, that's our beloved founder lestat de lioncourt. Satan's night out? Oh yeah, that's our very angry neighbor lestat de lioncourt. Like, i kinda get why other vampires are so angry, these guys aren't even trying

Episode 1 started with Louis walking with a cane, Armand's eye gouged out, and Lestat explaining how his foray into rock and roll led to """consequential global catastrophes,""" and ended with Lestat having sex with his mother, so I think we can say the season's off to a strong start.