TPFS.

the boys’ reactions when told to make a joke about millennials

justin: adds a funny specific to a pretty standard stereotype to create a bizarre & delightful mental image of ferrets running wild on an airplane

griffin: just… just, righteous fury. this is his crusade and he cannot believe that it has found him again, on television of all places. he will never know peace until the very concept of thinkpieces has been erased from living memory

YO YO YO YO YO YO YOOOOOOOOO!

TCGS SEASON 3. 8/3. LIVE LIVE LIVE.

a rotisserie shithead

Jamiroquai’s dad

a new character in Candyland that only steals Twizzlers

a vaudeville usher who’s trying for a management position

if hepatitis was a person

a big asshole

the ringleader of a pornography circus

the hype man for a (failed) 90s hip hop group that had a lot of conflicting stylistic opinions

the St. Peter that meets fashion trends in hell

a magician who doesn’t realize why he can’t get children’s party jobs

a homeless LED sign salesman

a pizza sign dancer from a dystopian future where we have LED signs but not any clothes

a character from a Dr. Seuss novel that he decided to discard

a worker at a shitty steampunk Gadzooks

an undertaker for clowns

a magical high tech pervert

like he tripped and fell into a Spencer’s Gifts