tenderly i remain your antisocial king

you have to kill the rupaul in your mind

when (some orb-weaver?) spiders are hungrier they build/adjust their webs so the strands are more taut, meaning the web is more sensitive, and smaller prey than normal will make it vibrate (every bite counts when you're starving!). but ALSO: if you station a well-fed spider on a web that was built by an extremely hungry spider, that spider will go capture the kinds of tiny bugs that the looser web it would have built itself wouldn't have alerted it to. they outsource the decision-making for which prey to go after to their web! they just adjust the settings til they seem about right for the moment and then go along with whatever the web picks up. "the spider will eat whatever it's aware of, and it sets the bounds of its awareness by spinning different kinds of webs." that's so cool....

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

reading the mirror and the light is like watching a guy paddle full tilt towards a waterfall. but sometimes you forget about the waterfall and you're like. look at him go. he's so fast. nobody in his league. he made those rapids look easy. wait. no. stopppppp.

the fact that “stephen king gays” exist is so crazy…. he literally hates yall

his daughter is literally a lesbian you piece of burnt toast but go off i guess

you can have a gay child and still be homophobic you undercooked chicken nugget but go off i guess :/

can we please just call each other cunts