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improvised weaponry

they beat jesus with that

Vegan BDSM equipment

This post killed me 3 times

elon musk in iron man 2 i’m GAGGING

I just went through all 5 stages of grief looking at this post

yall heard of jokes

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

@thebibliosphere

This is it, this is the only canon I’m accepting from now on.