you’re laughing. i showed up in cross-gartered yellow tights, and you’re laughing.

Nothing like absolutely vIBING with people who lived 102 years ago

is there anything better than an ancient greek hedgehog figurine? i think not

It’s blue… humanity really has spent thousands of years making the same goddamn shit huh

why is there a pile of gravel on the table

litterbox

cant believe i have to stop making fun of homeschooled kids cause we all homeschooled now. fucks sake

i go back in time and show mary shelley a box of franken berry cereal and she is so thrilled by it that she kisses me on the lips

i don’t understand much but what i do know is strawberries are very tasty :)

and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him