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This is my recipe for Ratatouille Pasta that’s bomb as hell and I eat it by the bucket load. It takes about 30 mins.

Ingredients: •Pasta •Bunch of cherry tomatoes •Zucchini and/or Eggplant •Bell pepper •Onion •Dried Mixed herbs •Balsamic vinegar/whatever vinegar you have on hand •Garlic in whatever form •Salt •Pepper •Oil

Optional: •Chilli/red pepper flakes if you want heat •Fresh herbs if you have them like thyme, oregano, basil •Parmesan or Yeast Flakes to make it vegan

Method: 1. Oven goes on at 220C/425F

2. Toss cherry tomatoes with a couple tablespoons of oil, salt and pepper and stick in the oven in a small dish

3. Chop up zucchini, eggplant, peppers and onion into cubes and toss with ¼ cup oil, 2 tsb vinegar, a couple cloves of garlic, herbs, salt, pepper and chilli if you want. I like my flavours hella strong so I go overboard always. Chuck in the oven on a tray, single layered

4. Cook up some pasta & save a little cup of pasta water

5. Toss the vegetables after 20 mins and put them back in for another 10-15 until they’re golden and delicious looking

6. Pour cherry tomatoes which should be all blistered and juicy and beautiful into drained pasta, and add a dash of pasta water to create a sauce. Add roasted vegetables and toss.

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