Iffy About My Future Since '96

🎤I went on the internet and called education, CON-NEC-TION🎤

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

How in the hell???

naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost

This 100% the responsibility of white men and women who voted for Trump. Don’t try to place that bullshit on marginalized groups now that you need saving from your demagogue. 

resting your phone between your head and shoulder while you’re talking and feeling like a responsible and hectic businesswoman from a 2007 rom com with filing to do

“i don’t know if i’m ready for college,” i say, a college student, who is already enrolled in college

Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child

My reblog speed tho -

Omg

what if the pokemon center just sends your pokemon’s medical bills home to your mom and your mom just doesn’t tell you about them because she doesn’t want to burden her 10-15 year old child with the harsh realities of the world of westernized medical care