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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

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zsnes

dont cry because its over smile because it happened

belleumbral

wait, so what replaced it?

Oh

giant-spider-boyfriend

this is so sad Alexa play Gangam Style

pukicho

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

luteyandthemermaid

i beg to differ

pukicho

Then Beg

avengcrwanda

Robin Wright for Vogue Italia by Peter Lindbergh (2010)

chekhov

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broitsablog

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

dammitperseus

my friend, if only you knew

randomfandomteacher

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

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Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

wine-dark-sea

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

shamwowxl

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:

super-metroid

truly the language of love

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pukicho

You know what’s better than weed?

Water

stencill

here’s this dumb bitch again

pukicho

Shut up, you dehydrated high motherfucker

traumaticchild

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have

shiftythrifting

The free section on Craigslist is wild.

bunniope

waggtoon

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skidivame

Whitney Houston playing around and accidentally out sang one the greatest opera singers ever!

Still miss her.

wilwheaton

(via How to fight.)

theproblematicblogger

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Hugh Jackman’s face upon seeing he lost Best Actor for his circus musical to James Franco imitating Tommy Wiseau is my new favorite reaction image to everything ever

sirfrogsworth

I thought this was very sweet. Young Nassir asked his mother, Fatima, to his senior prom. It looks like they had a swell time and their outfits sparkled in all their matching glory.

spoonmeb

That is so sweet 😭

peachiekookiee-deactivated20190

they are both so beautiful wtf who gave them the righttttt

alien-fanbitch

This is so sweet!

skrewsociety

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

sodomymcscurvylegs

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

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Fun Disney Fact! Fiona was the first red-headed Disney Princess when she made her debut in 1988, one year before Ariel did in The Little Mermaid (1989)!

kurtofskyforlife

Shrek came out in 2001

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Good for him.

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