Schnooglepuffs

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

dont do this

it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.

tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.

do not do this.

Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight

Oh that is a... fascinating smell

Don't do this

Alright now I’m curious

Don't do this

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everyone here did it wrong with the exception of those who mention vodka. put the strips (or whatever other sour candy you have substituted) INTO the vodka, just smoosh them into the bottle. sit this bottle of vodka on your kitchen worktop until the strips have disintegrated/gone and the vodka is a weird colour. Shake well, pour, add ice. THEN add Monster Ultra Rosa. OR Play the long game. Do as above, but after the vodka turns in mangled alchemical E-numbers, freeze it for a fortnight. Pour through a sieve, remove ice mush, then refreeze for another few weeks. THEN add this higher % alch concentrated ice mush to Monster Ultra Rosa. DO THIS. It is AMAZING. and TERRIBLY bad for you. bonus points for use of a silly straw.

sometimes I almost forget slut is a derogatory term. it's so friend shaped to me. I love when things are slutty. I love sluts and slutting it up. it's a cute word. make every day sluttier than your last. sluttttt

the kink bloggers found this post and are putting horny stuff in my notifications but I'm not even mad. the sluts are in the notes of the slut positivity post. all is as it should be.

This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

*runs around with a painting trying to infect you*… or would you rather get stabbed? ( ◠‿◠ )

⚠️ But only and strictly if the otter sharts. ✅

LOL U MADE IT WORSE I got the idea from a friend who used to edit ye olde cigarette pack warning signs (before they replaced them with rotten lung images) the 2 best ones were "smoking serious charms you and otters arouse you" and my favourite: "smoking pills" xD *by edit, i literally mean painstakingly painting over the warning sign on the pack and then using the edited packs out and about

color theory: theres a lot of them

*runs around with a painting trying to infect you*… or would you rather get stabbed? ( ◠‿◠ )