Mary

this is iconic

I love history.

Role models tho.

The gay one

”If these tits are legit, you must acquit.”

i don’t have a big toe

of all the things for my gf to steal my phone and post this really wasn’t what i was expecting at all

i panicked.

It was “left to nature’s devices” because the owner got caught importing a roller coaster with 180 kilos of peruvian cocaine inside it

how is 180 kilos of cocaine not amusing

Bitchy Teachers: We all have one.

Whats on your mind my dudez

I just saw a giant ass spider on the wall so I went to smush it with the nearest thing which was a plate but I didn’t wanna ruin my food so I used the back of the plate and all the food fell off of the plate

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen.

dogs are incapable of sin

but not of mischief !!!

you’re right

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

no idea what this means

lemon lime spine

this was a revelation i was ill prepared for

you can have 14 pancakes or 132 there is no inbetween

Yes. Several in fact.

Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

That is exactly the look I’m going for