Every dragon hatched from an egg.

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

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Without risking having to hand over my woke card, I think the Argentine right's obsession with the Falklands and the banner incident at the end of the match are pathetic displays of fascism and the symptom of capitalism failing in Argentina. This does not mean we should wish ill on them. This does not mean we should bring out the old banners from 1982. "Hurhur we ought to let them have another crack at the islands, see if we can't beat them again! Send us another Belgrano!" Fuck off. Another Falklands war would be bad for The UK, Argentina and the Falklands. Everybody loses.

i. hope you guys know that when i Like your comment and don’t respond its not that i Wanr you to explode its just that i don’t have anything to say and Yet love you so much still 👍

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer

listen. listen to me very well. you might think that argentina lost the world cup because of your tweets and your hate and the threads and the posts. but the reality is that we lost because we played like shit. this has nothing to do with you, unfortunately it has all to do with the fuckass team.

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

you're also, like, thinking about it a little bit whenever you see one, and it's annoying because not only is it wrong but it's also taking up mental bandwidth and you can't delete net zero information at will

i need to stop mourning people who are perfectly comfortable and content knowing i wont be a presence in their life again .

Tomorrow? like the thing that killed Macbeth?

it's crazy how february-june didn't happen