Fullmoon is on the sky and she's not a man anymore

prepare for 1000 years of diaperposting, hedonistic idealism, whimsy enabling, and horny gayness so strong you can smell the pinkpillers sweating buckets.

dedication, tbh.

just have a large supply of diapers, pee yourself when feeling the urge, repeat till it feels natural.

otherwise, best advice i ever got was this. when you relax your bladder to pee, KEEP it relaxed. focus on the feeling of a bladder let loose. dont push it, just let the floodgates open and try to conciously keep them open.

when the pissing ends, keep holdin that focus, try and keep the bladder open for as long as you can, then stop when it returns to normal.

you are, actually.

and honestly, ive needed to give myself a deeply cursed, lustfully fun, and deeply personal username that looks either inscruitible or horiffically cringe to others, so here we are.

testing the waters with the name scentful-nullpamp-overmind

we shall see if i pick something better. i wanna be easy to search for on this site, so something shorter might benefit me.

none of this is to discount your name, i would LOVE to be that-hypno-gooner, but sometimes ya gotta follow your heart.

we start the day as a freshly born (as of the night before) alter named Kody who has us watching The Rodfellows Movie as a big ol boost of morale while we work.

had to pack a LOT of boxes last minute, apartment is being renovated and shit needed to be boxed and set aside.

Kody and co. get the job done, and we are EXAUSTED.

:< well, 1 day of resting from miserable manual labor, AND seeing friends go thru stress on the side in discord, here ***i*** am, whoever i am.

i wake up in bed, during recovery stage. i have no work to do, literally my job is to laze about so my body can heal.

and being honest??? i at least wish ***i*** had the firsthand movie watching experience with the Rodfellows, that experience is irriplacible.

autism accents with every character, fatfurs normalized, protags border on unhinged with bully revenge schemes, THE most autistic stringing of words into sentences ever, speech quirks that reminded ***US*** collectively of our puppyhood self using the exact same fucking mannerisms.

i wanna study these characters under a microscope, i want a linguistic breakdown of HOW their sentence structure functions to its core rulesets, i wanna unmask so thouroughly i sound just as bizarre.

X( return me to the habit of saying "to be honest, yeah." when asked a basic question, like honesty isnt even a factor but it made sense in the moment to add that linguistic flourish.

preservation, just in case